Micro$oft Windies Twa Thoosan' ®
('Weegie Edition)
 


Hullawrerrr ! Micro$oft wants to help YOU in ‘Weegieland. Don’t be forced to use confusing Englified software apps. Due to be released before the Fair Fortnight, the ‘Weegie Edition of Windows 2000, entitled Windies Twa Thoosan’ ® will hit the Barras.
 

The traditional "Start" button has been replaced with a more familiar term:

   

The "Recycle Bin" has been renamed something more fitting:

While the "Internet Explorer" now has a more recognisable title:

           

Nae mair high fallootin names like "My Documents". Windies Twa Thoosan' tells it like it is:

         

An' "C:\ drive" (whit's that then ?), is now called something a wee bit mair appropriate:

          

"Yes", "No" & "Cancel" are no longer used:

                 

Several exclusive programmes have been included with Windies Twa Thoosan':  The cullurin in book lets ye dae yer ain picters. Sums lets ye add things up an’ gies ye the rite anser, an’ the tipe riter lets ye tipe letturs tae yer cronies ( ‘n’ it even cheks yer spelin ).

          
           

The computer no longer makes you click an American “OK” but a proper ‘Weegie “Aye.. aw right”

     

If ye dinna ken how tae dae somethin' the "Help" facility has been replaced with a more 'Weegie friendly version:

The "Control Panel" now has a new name along with some internal settings:

  
Tips for 'Weegie users:
If you make a typing error, use the backspace to replace the "wrang yin" ~ Note: Tippex® is hard to clean off the monitor !
After visiting the porn sites for educational purposes, remember to use Kleenex to wipe the keyboard (typewriter bit) clean.

Get yer ane copy the day

Available the noo at the Barras

Only twa weeks dole money.   
               


(free bar o’ soap fer every ‘Weegie !)